HEy

Guys i think i need to come forward and say it,, over the past 5 years i have had mixed feelings about the male anatomy and think i may be a homosexual. It started on chat rooms on the internet ... guys would be talking about guys stuff and i would begin to form an erection in my pants. So i researched gay porn and was shockingly interested in what i found... i began to become addicted to it... the pulverization of butt-holes and the yelps for joy.Some of my favorite site included Butt Sex Pirates, Penis Warriors, Priests Gone wild, and Wild west Butt Molest.I soon fell in love with a user by the name of IlikeMENZbutts2562. I then began fingering my own anus during our wild conversations, and god was i loving it ... i started using toys, and my lust for men grew stronger, the toys i have got the most use out of are The Anus Master 5000, and the 2 foot Goliath. I would spend night after night destroying my ass with these instruments of pleasure.I've been preforming these sacred rituals for the past 8 months until last week. I was out in the woods trying to find my inner person when i stumbled upon the most amazing man in the universe, Big Tuck the lumberjack. HE was soaked with sweat from his intense labor and was glistening in the sunlight. What happened next I had no control over, but it was the best decision of my life. i Said to him oh so smoothly, "Hey, once your done with that timber could you handle mine", and when it seemed my life was over, he swiped me off my feet and ripped off my pants, and what happened after that was pure ecstasy. He and I made love for about 9 hours, and as he plowed me in the dirt, I knew for a fact i was a homosexual. I have ran into Big Tuck 3 times since then, once in a hoovers bathroom, once in a Toys'r Us, and once in Bed Bath and Beyond, and every time he made love to me like a god I became more and more certain of my sexual orientation. And so that is why I have come to tell all of you my supportive listeners. Thank you for all of your support,
sincerely,
Ruben Rodrigez

Call of Duty: World at War Nazi Zombies

This isn't really a new blog post, I just thought i'd let you know about my experience with nazi zombies. Okay so, I wasn't interested in world at war until i started playing nazi zombies with my friends. I had gotten it as a gift from my uncle but didn't care about it until now. The past few days, my friend and I have been playing nazi zombies from der riese after i got that map pack, and we have been getting to levels in the 20s after I got to know the map and how things worked. Today we made to level 31 and it was way too much fun. I asked my mom for microsoft points to get the other map packs because i really got into nazi zombies a whole lot now. I just can't wait to play those. Tomorrow will most likely be the day i get microsoft points and then buy the other two missing map packs  =)

Toy Story 3 Reaction

Eleven years for a Toy Story 3? What a long wait. Well I say the wait was totally worth it!!!! I loved the first and second movie back when i was a little kid and yesterday and today I watched the third movie. My mom and I watched it together yesterday and I watched it alone today. My dad wants to watch it tomorrow and I feel like watching it with him because thats how much I loved the movie. The only sad part was the ending when Andy gave away his toys. This film has made me watch to watch the first two again and then the third right after but I don't know if i'll ever do that, but i sure can't wait for a Toy Story 4!!!!

Halo: Reach was my first Halo game and a good game while i still had it... Unfortunately, some of my friends started to play different games a couple of weeks after and others I don't see on Xbox Live anymore. The game was just sitting there everyday. I tried selling it but failed because gamestop offered me a low price for it when the box was never touched more than once and they even saw that the game had no scratches whatsoever!!! Two days ago my friend at school was talking about how he wanted Halo: Reach. I offered to give him my copy since i would never play it. Everyone at our table was surprised especially him. Later that night seeing as it was my last day with it, I asked one of my friends to play it with me for one last time and they agreed. We played about 5 matches and they were really long. The last one was very fun but we lost =(. The following day I gave my friend the game in my 4th class. He was really happy and thanked me many times while the other people at our table couldn't believe that I was actually did that.

10-17-2010 - Goodbye my cats...

Right now, most people own a pet or two or as many as they want to own. At one point in their lives they have to let go of their pets. Today i had to let go of all my cats which were seven of them. We had them for about a year, but my mom doesn't like cats especially female ones 'cause they lead to even more cats. All I would see is her mistreating all of my cats almost every day. After my cat gave birth for the second time, my mom said she would one day get rid of all the female cats because she didn't want anymore cats in the house. It was so unexpected that today was the day. She was mad at me and my brother for no reason at all and i saw her putting my cats in a cage on the back of our truck. She told me that we were going to stay with the two male cats. I didn't like that because then they would be lonely and things woulden't be the same for them. I said that we either kept all of them or none at all. Before my very eyes i found myself sitting on the living room couch watching my mom driving away with my cats. I realized I would rather have them be together somewhere else in the world and free to roam anywhere they want other than living with me and having to see them get mistreated by my mom literally everyday.

Sonic the Hedgehog 4!?!?

I stayed home from school today and came upon Sonic the Hedgehog 4 on the playstation store. When i was a little kid, I would do nothing but play Sonic the Hedgehog 3 and Knuckles on my computer so I decided to give the 4th game a try. After the download finished I started playing it of course. The graphics were great but the looks were very different. It didn't look anything similar to the other games in the series and the game felt a bit slow. After playing for a couple of minutes i said to myself, "This isn't Sonic." I then preceded to quit the game and delete it from my PS3. I wasted about $15 only to find that the Sonic the Hedgehog series was ruined...

Seeing as today was the last day for the Left 4 Dead 2 TAAANNNK!! mutation, me and two of my friends decided to play it all day long since we love this mutation and we wanted to make the most of it on the last day. So far the only thing that has pissed us off is the fact that one zombie can slow you down so much and screw you over. We're still currently playing and are having a lot of fun beating other people. We surprisingly haven't lost a game since we started playing =D.